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Dictionary For Women´s Personal AdsYou might think she it the perfect girl for you, but you have to translate the text before you write her.
Uploaded by Magamba on December 09 2007. 19440 Views
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No more ButterTowards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch....
Uploaded by Magamba on December 09 2007. 19182 Views
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Screwing for moneyJimmy wanted to screw a girl in his class, but she belonged to someone else. One day Jimmy got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I’ll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you, but the girl said NO.....
Uploaded by Jzn on October 01 2007. 39564 Views
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What is the differenceAn eight year old boy comes home from school and says "Daddy! Daddy! What is the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"
The dad says, "No, I cant tell you that! You´re too young!" The son goes, "NO I´m not daddy! Please tell me."..
Uploaded by Magamba on August 24 2007. 36102 Views
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The Palm Beach TripThe married business executive had to make a trip to Palm Beach alone for his corporation. After a few days he was enjoying himself so much that he decided to stay another week as part of his vacation....
Uploaded by Magamba on August 24 2007. 27822 Views
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Not a WordOne day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." ...
Uploaded by Magamba on August 17 2007. 25170 Views
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Some people pay for Porn 18+This site is freaking awesome, it's free but has more porn than any paysite we have ever seen.
It takes 30 seconds to signup. We signed up 2 years ago and haven't gotten a single spam mail from them.
A site you must check out.
Uploaded by Magamba on December 15 2007. 154875 Views
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Dirty Red Riding HoodLittle Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I´m going to screw your brains out!"..
Uploaded by Magamba on August 17 2007. 26328 Views
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Oh shitWhats the number one pickup line in a gay bar?
Uploaded by scum on July 20 2007. 32589 Views
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Kiss my AssA married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman´s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn´t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
Uploaded by Magamba on July 16 2007. 27684 Views
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What a dickThere is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can´t please the ladies because it is just too big, he hasn´t found a lady yet who likes it and he can´t get any pleasure.
Uploaded by Magamba on July 16 2007. 30618 Views
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Sluts on a planeAn American girl, a French girl and an African girl are traveling in a plane. The plane is about to crash. The American girl puts on make-up. Everyone was curious. "Rescuers will save a beautiful girl first!" she said. The French girl opens her bra, "the rescuers will save a girl with beautiful breasts!" she said...
Uploaded by Magamba on June 22 2007. 32589 Views
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Blind DateTwo gay men visit the gorilla´s at the zoo.
Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo, checking out the animals.
They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.
Uploaded by Magamba on June 22 2007. 24123 Views
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Bob´s giftBob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
Uploaded by Magamba on June 20 2007. 24861 Views
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The paintjobA blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
Uploaded by Magamba on June 13 2007. 25308 Views
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Girls night outTwo women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.
Uploaded by Magamba on June 12 2007. 29799 Views
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Blonde Trail TrackersThree blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.
The first blonde said, "I think they’re deer tracks!"
Uploaded by Magamba on June 11 2007. 19593 Views
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Banged Up PirateA seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. "How did you end up with the peg leg?" he asks.
Uploaded by Magamba on June 11 2007. 19665 Views
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The Barber and RomeA man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded, “Why would anyone want to go there. Its crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome.So, how are you getting there?”
Uploaded by Magamba on June 08 2007. 16389 Views
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Sherlock Goes CampingSherlock Holmes and Watson were out camping one night. After pitching the tent and rolling out the sleeping bags, they decide to turn in. In the middle of the night, Holmes violently shakes Watson awake. "Watson," he says, "look at the sky and tell me what you see."
Uploaded by Magamba on June 08 2007. 13959 Views
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Give and TakeA man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, "I’m required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate most—your boss."
Uploaded by Magamba on June 07 2007. 15135 Views
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The Guiding VoiceA guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice in his head, which tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to Vegas."
The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the voice.
Uploaded by Magamba on June 07 2007. 13701 Views
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Blonde Trail TrackersThree blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were...
Uploaded by Magamba on June 07 2007. 9888 Views
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50th anniversaryAn old couple, married 50 years, decides to do something special for their anniversary. They do the same thing they did the day they were married, eat dinner nude. The wife says " honey, My nipples are as hot for you now, as they we´re the day we we´re married.....
Uploaded by chukufarley8 on May 22 2007. 14061 Views
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Bad Birthday PresentA wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin´?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he´s been to this club before.....
Uploaded by Magamba on May 22 2007. 15735 Views
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Glad to be drunkA completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I´ve got to take you in, pal. You´re obviously drunk."....
Uploaded by Magamba on May 22 2007. 14862 Views
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