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Glad to be drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I´ve got to take you in, pal. You´re obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I´m drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I´m sure," said the copper. "Let´s go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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