Brooke Hogan Survives Car Crash
Article by Hope Alexander
May 28 2008. Article viewed 1704 times.
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Brooke Hogan crashed her car in Sunday, and being an All American Idiot, she ran straight home and blogged on her MySpace about the accident, thanking her brother for smacking his car into a solid object and paralyzing his friend, thereby reminding her that she should really wear a seatbelt. Sorry Brooke, but if you need your brother to maim somebody for life and end up doing hard time in order for you to remember to wear a seatbelt, then maybe you shouldn´t wear one. I´m not sure the gene pool needs your kind.
According to TMZ, Brooke´s car was hit by another vehicle, which pushed her up against the barrier of the Bayside Bridge. The crash was not Brooke´s fault, but the stupid MySpace post was. It has since been removed, probably on the advice of someone who has a soul, or maybe one of the Hogan family lawyers trying to avoid yet another suit against the family.
  
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