Shut The Fuck Up
Article by Hope Alexander
May 31 2008. Article viewed 32457 times.
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A Selection Of Interesting Insults.
Abusing your fellow man is a long held human tradition, but as the English language has gained dominion over the world, and modern technology has superseded outmoded means of communication many ancient and alternative means of telling someone to go fuck themselves have been lost in the mists of time. If you´re searching for new ways to insult the hell out of someone then you´ve come to the right place. Read on for a variety of delightful insults gathered from various cultures across time and around the world.
Let´s get the ball rolling with this relatively restrained little gem which can be used in the most sophisticated of social situations. “Rhaka” is the word to remember when you want to open a can of biblical insult whoop ass on someone. The vulgarity of this isn´t quite on a par with many of the other insults you´ll find here, but it is an ancient Hebrew insult indicating general contempt for the person that one is speaking to. Useful for weedy intellectually superior types who want to insult bigger scarier people and still retain all their limbs.
The next set of insults are Arabic and come from the Middle East, and just like the oil from those parts, they´re pretty damn crude. Ha! See what I did there? It´s just like reading the secret works of a pirate word ninja, isn´t it? Anyway, say somebody really annoys you, maybe they smudge your puma, or perhaps they seduce your girlfriend and knock her up with their love child, use these phrases to express your disdain and anger. You could say “Elif air ab tizak!” Which roughly translates to "A thousand dicks in your ass!" Or perhaps millibuggery isn´t what you would wish upon them, perhaps you think they´d secretly enjoy that sort of thing, in which case you could say “Eyreh be afass seder emmak”, or in English, "My dick in your mother´s ribcage!" If that doesn´t get your point across, it may be time for an extreme insult - “Yen ´aal deen ommak”, or "Damn your mother´s rooster!" Yeah, that´s right, you heard me. I went there. I´m taking it all the way to the chicken coop.
Perhaps you like to get even more ancient with your insults, in which case you´ll love the following Assyrian insults. Assyrians still exist to this day, but the Assyrian empire is said to have emerged five centuries before Christ was even born and his name taken in vain. Two charming Assyrian insults are “Selinokh gu deezokh”, which translates to a promise to fuck the person you are speaking to in the ass, and “Moos erit savoonookh”, a command for the person you are speaking to to go and suck the penis of their grandfather. Possibly the most ancient of all the insults in this article, its heartwarming to see that long before the invention of television or the Internet, yes, even prior to the GTA series, people were treating one another like shit.
Perhaps you want to be more contemporary, but still seek out an exotic flavor to your insults. Why not make use of these insults from Estonia the next time somebody deserves a good tongue lashing?
“Pane hobust!” This phrase translates to “Go fuck a horse!” This may explain the existence of that weird European bestiality porn that some people label ´Dragonball Z´ and upload to file sharing sites. Thanks to whoever did that, by the way, I´m no longer allowed to use the Internet at my grandma´s house thanks to you douche bags. In fact, to you guys I say “Keri vittu!”, or “Go to the cunt!” Though really, I´m not entirely sure if that´s an insult or an Estonian man´s present to his son on his 18th birthday.
Last but not least, an insult for the ladies. The next time you want to call a guy a dick, don´t just stick with the English phrase, go with the Estonian insult “Kuradi munn”, which translates to “Devil´s penis!" Though once again, it´s hard to imagine that necessarily being a bad thing. After reviewing these Estonian insults. I´m not sure that the Estonian people really have a full grasp of the concept of the insult, as most of their insults seem to be encouraging various forms of kinky sex. Therefore advising someone to tie a girl up and whip her lightly before mounting her from behind could potentially be a deadly insult in Estonia, whereas in some places that would just be called couples counselling.
Happy insulting!
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