Tyra Banks Blows Up Like Oprah
Article by Hope Alexander
June 02 2008. Article viewed 7071 times.
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Tyra Banks has announced her desire to be as big as Oprah, which means we can look forward to another two decades of screeching, ass wiggling, and the pimping out of vapid girls in their late teens for the amusement and masturbatory pleasure of the wider populace. Thank the lord for reality television, without which we would still be watching actors pretend to be decent human beings, rather than watching every day people proving that decency is a rare quality, especially amongst young slutty models.
If you want to read about Tyra´s heroic struggle to prove that she was more beautiful than all the other girls, pick up a copy of the New York Times Magazine. Alternatively you could take a train into Manhattan, find a reputable newsagents, and ask them to repeatedly drop an entire stack of magazines on your head. It´s likely to have about the same effect.
  
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