Simpson Family Continues To Terrify With Incestuous Overtones
Article by Hope Alexander
June 02 2008. Article viewed 2388 times.
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Little Ashlee Wentz nee Simpson is married and pregnant now, but don´t think that´s going to stop the weird incesty vibe that the Simpson clan have going. Pete was playing at an opening party, and he had his pregnant girlfriend in attendance, as you do. The gig was going well until during a stirring rendition of the song ´Power of Love´, Pete publicly swore his love not for the girl he knocked up and married, but her father.
I swear, these people make a sect full of inbred teenage mothers look wholesome. As the music played, Pete got on the mic and said: ´This is dedicated to my father in law Joe Simpson. I definitely have the power of love for you.´
Now if you´ll excuse me, I´m going to go to wash my brain out with hydrochloric acid just to get the creepy images of Father in law/ Son in law relations out of my head. Thanks Pete.
   
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