Britney Is Cameolicious
Article by Hope Alexander
June 07 2008. Article viewed 2478 times.
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Britney Spears may not yet be well enough to star in her own music videos without careful lighting, shooting, and well trained body doubles performing all the difficult bits for her (like walking upright), but she sure can star in cameo performances as well as any trained seal.
After a couple of appearances on īHow I Met Your Motherī, Britney Spears has worked her way up to a spot in the latest Pussycat Dolls video. According to the geniuses who thought this was a good idea she wonīt be singing or dancing, so I guess maybe sheīll just be chewing on a burger wrapper and mumbling to herself in a corner of the set or something.
Iīm not sure why Britney Spears is being forced to work even whilst grossly mentally incapacitated, but its her managementīs fault if she goes on a rampage with a pair of clippers and shaves those pussycats bare.
For those of you who thought that this might be a good idea Iīve included a couple of pictures from her VMA performance. If these donīt serve as motivation to stop dressing Britney in skimpy clothes and give her a holiday in a quiet retreat far from the prying eyes of man, I donīt know what will.
  
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