Lindsay Lohan Is Sorta Knocked Up
Article by Hope Alexander
June 19 2008. Article viewed 3423 times.
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Watch out guys, it looks like its going to be a real cold summer with Hell freezing over, because Lindsay Lohan actually has a part in a movie, and she´s only pretending to be pretending to be knocked up for it. (Yeah, she´s not actually pregnant in the movie either, its all just a clever ruse to help her keep her pretend movie job. Confused yet?)
By all the natural laws of physics which control the universe, Lindsay should actually be knocked up by now, and just pretending to be an actress by selling stair climbing equipment on infomercials at 3 am. Instead she seems to be making something of a comeback, and was even listed for an Emmy for her guest appearance on Ugly Betty before withdrawing in order to compete next year.
As she´s basically one of the only remaining A listers over the age of 20 that isn´t actually pregnant or a mommy, Lindsay may actually have a chance to redeem some of her former glory.
Viva La Lohan?
  
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