Madonna Soon To Be Single
Article by Hope Alexander
June 27 2008. Article viewed 735 times.
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There have been a number of rumors going around over the past few years that Madonnaīs marriage may have been on the rocks, but with recent revelations that she hired a divorce lawyer, it seems that it will only be a matter of time before she is a single mom.
Guy Ritchie should be trembling in his boots, because the lawyer sheīs hired is the famed Fiona Shackelton, who played a prominent role in Heather Millsī attempted shafting of Paul McCartney, and was even given the dubious honor of being assaulted by Heather Mills when she realised she wasnīt going to get all his money after all.
Of course in this case there are unlikely to be too many legal issues. Madonna will probably just put Guy in a headlock and choke him out until he agrees to leave with the clothes on his back, and possibly his testicles if she will allow him to take them out of the safety deposit box theyīve been stored in for the duration of their marriage.
  
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