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Discovered: A Secret Lindsay!

Article by Hope Alexander
June 29 2008. Article viewed 10083 times.
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According to recent rumors, Michael Lohan, the famed father of burned out child star Lindsay Lohan may also be the father of a secret love child, a girl who is now thirteen years old and who reportedly bears striking resemblance to Lindsay. How could this have happened? Well, as the story goes, Michael Lohan was off spreading his sperm around the vaginal canals of various women around thirteen years ago, and apparently one of them managed to penetrate deep enough to produce an illicit love child.

This is the first time that the story has broken to the media, but Michael accepted the woman´s story when he was in jail, and decided to send his alleged ´daughter´ a picture of himself signed ´Love, Daddy´. You have to hand it to Michael Lohan, he sure knows how to mess with a pre teen´s head. If it weren´t for men like him the world would be sadly devoid of strippers, porn stars, and other sex workers desperately seeking love by sucking strange cocks.





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