Angelina Jolie Is Giving Birth
Article by Hope Alexander
July 02 2008. Article viewed 3738 times.
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Angelina Jolie has checked into a French Hospital to give birth to what are allegedly twin girls. Wasn´t this foretold in the tales of the Apocalypse or something? Jolie will be giving birth to her daughters in Nice, France, and according to hospital spokespeople, all is going well.
Invasion of privacy much? I hope Angelina is getting a discount for all the free publicity the hospital is getting by announcing her presence. Maybe they´ll even toss in a little extra anesthetic for free, or comp the restitching of her vagina, which will almost certainly split in the process of having two human beings pushed out of it.
Birth is gross.
  
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