I don´t know if Madonna´s next tour is going to be so much a concert as a musical erotic horror. Picture this: A woman in her 50´s desperately trying to reclaim the sexual power of her youth teaming up with a mentally ill mother of two being stripped on stage by male dancers wearing only thongs.
As a source revealed to The Sun: ´It´s absolutely classic Madonna. Probably the raunchiest stuff she has ever done. It leaves nothing to the imagination and will be very controversial. Britney and Madonna are unwrapped like mummies, to appear together almost naked apart from tiny leather bondage pants and knee-high boots. They then dance closely together, pressing their hands and bodies together. There will be big rows over whether it is sexy, shocking or both.´
My vote will be for vomit inducing. Pics of the zombie Madonna will no doubt once again mouth rape follow...
