Ever since the discovery that Miley Cyrus likes to take pictures of herself in the shower, British moms have cottoned on to the fact that an over sexualized teen star may not be the best role model for their small children.
Miley´s cellphone was recently hacked by a dastardly type who found images of the fifteen year old showering and promptly released them onto the Internet where they belong. Viewing mothers were shocked to discover that Miley has a real human body and isn´t actually made from sugar and spice.
What really concerns me about this issue is that it forms an important policy divide between the US and the UK. The UK frowns upon the pimping and impregnating of teen stars, whilst in the US, such events are hailed as milestones of achievement in spite of reigning puritanical influences. I smell the beginnings of a great conflict here... or is that just teen spirit?
