Brooke Hogan Almost Too Stupid To Breathe
Article by Hope Alexander
July 23 2008. Article viewed 7671 times.
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After Khloe Kardashian´s performance I didn´t think it would be possible, but Brooke Hogan has actually managed to overtake her in the ´I am nothing but a big untalented sack of silicone and shit milking the fame that a family member earned´ stakes.
How did she manage that? Well, when recently asked who she was voting for Brooke said: ´You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think its kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, Im so moody all the time, I know I couldnt be able to run a country, ‘cause Id be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?´
Yeah Brooke, because all women are like you. Is this solidified mass of Hulk semen even aware that there have been female presidents and prime ministers in a several countries including the nuclear weapons dump that is Pakistan, and none of them pressed the button because they were feeling a little moody that day?
Seriously, even Heidi Montag had something smarter to say about politics than that, and being beaten by Heidi Montag in a battle of wits is the equivalent to being declared medically brain dead.
  
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