Kim Kardashian Attacked
Article by Hope Alexander
July 26 2008. Article viewed 2625 times.
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Kim Kardashian was recently attacked by a crazed woman known as Shanna Moakler, who evidently believes she is famous, but isn´t. On the plus side, she does look like a young Jenna Jameson, so there is some potential for sex tape fame if she takes that route in the future. Of course, when I say ´attacked´, I mean that the girl spazzed out and threw her drink on Kim Kardashian simply for existing, which, you know, is sort of commendable.
Want a blow by blow description of the catfight? Get it from the little duck´s mouth: ´I saw her and she was standing next to Carmen (Electra) for her press op, of course. I thought I was going to be at this bbq with friends so when I saw her I simply had zero desire to be there. I was walking out but the sheer site of her makes me ill. I actually feel bad for Paris (Hilton). Okay, maybe not, but sort of. This girl totally uses her! I walked by her and just told her that she was lucky to be standing next to Carmen. I was trying to respect her (Carmen Electra) party but then the east coast came out of me and I threw my drink on her (Kim Kardashian). I decided I was tired of being the moral police! I went to grab my things and go when my girlfriend asked me where I was going. I just told her I absolutely didn’t want to be there if that whore was there.´
Apparently Kim tried to fuck her husband at some point. Which seems unlikely because her husband is some weedy pasty white dude, and we all know that´s not Kim´s type.
   
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