Kid Rock Discovers Secret Of Boob Attraction
Article by Hope Alexander
July 27 2008. Article viewed 2289 times.
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Prick your ears up for this one chaps, Kid Rock has made a break through in the field of attracting women, claiming that he had a ´bimbo attractor´ implanted at birth. The revelation was made when The Independent magazine asked him what his greatest regret was.
Kid Rock replied: ´My greatest regret? Well, she knows who she is. ´If I could change one thing about myself, it would be to lose the bimbo attractor chip that God must have placed in me at birth.´
Apparently, big breasted blondes are compelled to hurl themselves onto Kid Rock´s penis because of some sort of device which he blames God for implanting. Whilst it may have personally caused him problems, I can´t help but feel that other men would be quite interested in this sort of device. No word on how to get God to hook you up with one, but I guess praying couldn´t hurt. Oh, and if that fails, turn into a really rich, greasy long haired pop star and see where that gets you.
  
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