Heidi Montag´s Big Tits = Big Bank Account
Article by Hope Alexander
July 27 2008. Article viewed 7719 times.
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Been hating on Heidi Montag for being a generally useless generic blonde whose picture just wont go away? Well hate some more, because its her incessant self promotion that has earned her the money to be able to afford a $12 million dollar house, according to a Californian real estate agent.
To be fair, he did say that Heidi and Spencer together could afford the $12 million dollar mansion, but lets face it, Spence probably makes all his cash from pimpin´ Heidi´s ass, so really, he´s little better than those small male fish that adhere to the sides of larger females and just suck and suck until they are absorbed into the female, and their bodies disappear entirely.
Heidi was photographed recently (mouth open, of course) with the blonde douche looking at various houses. The irony that thousands of families in the United States are currently losing their homes whilst one of the most pointless women to ever walk the earth is evidently raking in the cash probably won´t be lost on them, but don´t worry, they can line their cardboard boxes with pretty inevitable Stepford horror pictures that will be released when Heidi and Spencer do buy their palace of dreams.
  
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