Jessica Simpson has revealed a dark secret from her past: she was abused. When queried about the controversial lyrics in her song īRemember Thatī in a hard hitting īElleī magazine interview Jessica said: I donīt want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.ī
Hm. I donīt know about yīall, but Iīm smelling me some lies here. What few portions of Jessicaīs life havenīt been conducted on film of one kind of another seem unlikely to yield much in the way of abuse, unless sheīs counting her dadīs creepy boob references.
Iīm guessing this is just another way to get in with the country crowd. Which means she should definitely dump Tom Brady and marry her cousin next. Yeeehaww!
