Mischa Barton Alive In A Bikini
Article by Hope Alexander
August 01 2008. Article viewed 2469 times.
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Mischa Barton is still alive! In spite of her post OC antics of getting shit faced and driving, and apparently renouncing food in a bid to become even smaller than Nicole Richie (anything over a size 2 is fucking obese), sheīs still managing to cling to life, and to do it in a bikini!
A recent interview with Marie Clair revealed that sheīs also open to multiple partners, saying: âIm lucky to know you can have more than one soul mate in life. But, like a true actress, Im always changing the way I feel about who I want to be.
Translation: âI rationalize banging lots of dudes with psuedo-spirituality, and every day the voices in my head do battle to see whether I put on a bikini and flash my tits, or get shit faced and go on a rampage in an SUV with additional razor wired bull bars.â
  
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