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Computer DiagnosisOne day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Donīt do that. Thereīs a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and much cheaper than a doctor.
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Redneck PoetryThe National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu.
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Pharmaceutical UnderstandingA lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"...
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Mommy almost diedLittle Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Piddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to look at Piddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as gently as he could,.....
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To my loving wife!A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans....
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The retirement bonusThe Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired straight away his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of the generalīs...
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Some people pay for Porn 18+This site is freaking awesome, it's free but has more porn than any paysite we have ever seen.
It takes 30 seconds to signup. We signed up 2 years ago and haven't gotten a single spam mail from them.
A site you must check out.
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Itīs all hanging outFrom the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
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The Costume PartyA couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family....
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The nervous PriestA new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass...
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What is Politics?Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. Iīm the breadwinner of the family, so letīs call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so weīll call her the Government....
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The 10 worst company Domain NamesEveryone knows that if you are going to operate a business in todays world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as other see it and not just as you think it looks...
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Relax Sergeant MajorAn old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.....
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Who are You?An award should go to the Virgin Airlines gate attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo....
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Oral SexGrandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the verandah of the old folks home rocking back and forth in their rocking chairs. Grandpa Rabinowitz rocks forward in his chair and says to Grandma, "Fuck you!"
Uploaded by Charlie on April 17 2007. 13773 Views
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